Important

PLEAASE FORWARD THIS to as MANY poeeple as possible! If you do not forward this in the nest 48 hrs. Your eyes will be chopped off by a real killer!

A thousand years ago in new york city when it was still an indian village there lived a little girl named MeKong (Crazy Tree). she was killed by white men who had poisend the river and hurt all the fish. She lived on as a spirirt and she calls people to let them know if they will die in the next 24 hours!!!! Mekong will call you if you do not forward everyone on your facebook and in your myspace comments! She will tell you you will die and then she will come out of your mirror and scratch your eyes out aand kill you and your family memebers.

PLEASE FORWARD!!!

GhostToaster.org

I've been hearing exciting whispers from "someone" that this year's Christmas might be pretty different. Spell it bibiddydibbity.... REAL GHOSTS!?!?!?!

They're finally going to start putting out real ghosts! This space has been predicting it for two blogs in a row and now I can finally reveal it wasn't a "prediction" at all. It was insider news - the kind that's only here - and it is BIG NEWS!

Let's take a L@@K:

• Articulated fingers
• Human Style Memory
  
• Backwards walking through objects (INCLUDING WALLS AS SPECULATED!)
• No Eyes
  
• Faster than animals

Everyone is going to be excited to watch this space! Remember to update regularly and I'll be back with a new post!

(The nature of the post obviously necessitates that comments will be heavily moderated - "Boos and Reviews" style posts WILL BE DELETED!)