From The Desk of Scorpion Man

I am Scorpion Man. There are many stories told about the origin of my name. In one of them I have a dream where I am bitten by a scorpion. I fall asleep within the dream, and have another dream. In this second dream I am overcome with the incredible urge to consume a scorpion. I do so, and I awake completely. Upon awaking I find two scorpions in my shoes. This story, as are all the others, are incorrect. The true meaning of my name will remain a secret forever.