Cinnamon

Have you seen my cinnamon collection? It's in my closet, just take a peek. Don't be afraid. There are many varieties, many blends. Canadian, Indian, and Russian cinnamon. It smells good, doesn't it? All those varieties of cinnamon wafting into your nostrils. I can't wait to tell you about my newest blend. It's called Crispy Stinker. It's just about as good as they come. Don'y be shy, please smell my cinnamon. I know you want to. Here, come on in. Just stroll on in. Mmm, mmm. Smells good, huh?

GhostToaster.org

I've been hearing exciting whispers from "someone" that this year's Christmas might be pretty different. Spell it bibiddydibbity.... REAL GHOSTS!?!?!?!

They're finally going to start putting out real ghosts! This space has been predicting it for two blogs in a row and now I can finally reveal it wasn't a "prediction" at all. It was insider news - the kind that's only here - and it is BIG NEWS!

Let's take a L@@K:

• Articulated fingers
• Human Style Memory
  
• Backwards walking through objects (INCLUDING WALLS AS SPECULATED!)
• No Eyes
  
• Faster than animals

Everyone is going to be excited to watch this space! Remember to update regularly and I'll be back with a new post!

(The nature of the post obviously necessitates that comments will be heavily moderated - "Boos and Reviews" style posts WILL BE DELETED!)