Monday, November 5, 2007

GhostToaster.org

I've been hearing exciting whispers from "someone" that this year's Christmas might be pretty different. Spell it bibiddydibbity.... REAL GHOSTS!?!?!?!

They're finally going to start putting out real ghosts! This space has been predicting it for two blogs in a row and now I can finally reveal it wasn't a "prediction" at all. It was insider news - the kind that's only here - and it is BIG NEWS!

Let's take a L@@K:
  • Articulated fingers
  • Human Style Memory
  • Backwards walking through objects (INCLUDING WALLS AS SPECULATED!)
  • No Eyes
  • Faster than animals
Everyone is going to be excited to watch this space! Remember to update regularly and I'll be back with a new post!

(The nature of the post obviously necessitates that comments will be heavily moderated - "Boos and Reviews" style posts WILL BE DELETED!)

2 comments:

alanarkin said...

I am really, really excited about this. Is it true some of this leaked from sources as high up as the White House? I wonder how much they will cost? I think this is the kind of thing that has been going on in secret branches of the government, you know, black ops type stuff. since this is stuff they're actually releasing to the public, imagine the NEW technology they're working on right now... this ghost thing is probably 20 years old by now...

Anonymous said...

Word Alan.