Friday, October 26, 2007

I'm really looking forward to taking off my shoes

I am really looking forward to taking off and retying my shoes. I'm saving it as a treat for myself. My sock has become all loose inside my shoe, its kind of bunching up in certain places and really annoying me. Also its sticking to the bottom of my foot.
I can't wait to take off my shoe and pull my sock up real tight around my foot. I'm going to have to untie my shoe, adjust the sock, and retie it, so its going to be a bit of a procedure. I'm really going to take my time doing it, too. I'm going to untie each shoe very methodically, loosening the laces all the way up the top of my shoe so my foot slides out real easily. Then I'm going to take out my foot very slowly and set it on the tile floor; that might cool it down a little bit and take care of the sweating. Then I'll let it air out a bit before putting it back in my shoe.
Hopefully I can make the whole thing last a few minutes. But I'm not going to do it right away. I'm going to relish the thought for a little bit and draw it out. I'm so bored right now, it's kind of the only thing I am looking forward to.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

New invention

Here's my new invention I came up with a couple of nights ago:

SNACK GLOVE!
a washable terry-cloth glove you use while you eat chips! tired of getting those fingers all dirty? what if you have to answer the phone real quick and have no time to disinfect those fingers? if you're wearing the SNACK GLOVE all you have to do is pull off the glove and your hand is nice and clean! no mess!
Then throw the glove away or wash it. SNACK GLOVE is washing machine friendly!