Joke #4

So a man goes up to his friend and says:
"I'm having a problem.  I'm spending
too much money!  I go to movies, I eat out,
I use lots of gas driving places." 
The friend says, "That does seem like a lot." 
"It is," the man says.  "I promised myself I'd
make it all up by eating only Ramen for two
weeks and not leaving my house."

"Good plan," says the friend.
"It is," says the man.  "But I haven't done any of it! 
I keep spending money."
"Uh oh."

"I know."

"That's the end of the story?" asks the friend.

"Story?!" yells the man. "I thought I was talking
to a banker.  I need a loan!"

Mini Helicopter Blog #2

This now a blog of Mini Helicopters.  No one will understand them like she does.  Everyone will love them like she don't.  I'm so paranoid.  I'm so paranoid.

8 Minutes of Heaven

A Story of Mini Helicopters:

Mini Helicopters only run for 8 minutes.  It's enough time though, really.  When it's charging for 20 minutes you can take a break and it's not even like you're missing anything.  But when that sucker is ready, boy!  Fly it around the room, up to the ceiling, everywhere, man.  It's incredible.  I'm telling you its the best 8 minutes of your life.