Monday, April 2, 2007

April Fools That I Hated

Here are some of the worst April Fools that have been committed on me in the past:

Little sister told me ducks were in my bed.

Father made ducks crawl into my car.

Sound of ducks in the back of my ears for last three years.


1 comment:

tisher and adam said...

Mark of The Beast:
I hate ducks. Ducks are evil. "Ducks" and "Devil", both five letter words and both start with a "D".

Numerology: Starting with A=1, and assigning values to both the words "Ducks" and "Devil", you get 39 and 52 respectively. Combine the two to get 110 (symbolizing the unity of both Duck and Devil in one Body, aka "Demon Duck".) Demon Duck=110. Clarence Nash, the original voice of Donald Duck was 59 when he died. Mel Blanc, the voice for Daffy Duck, was 52. 52+59=110. It is no coincidence that the combined ages of the two men who where the voices for the two most popular cartoon ducks in US cartoon history equals 110, the number symbolizing Demon Duck. With the departure of these two men, the Demon Duck prophesy was fulfilled: Two bright stars extinguish over the fiery lake.

PostScript:
It is now 2007, fifty years after the original Demon Duck prophesy. Time has served to strengthen theories of Demon Duck incarnation rather than weaken them. Combined evidences of myself, Harold M. Floyd Jr., and the dream-prophesies of Dr. Andrew Tisher are on the forefront of what is known concerning the incarnation. It is only a matter of time...
-HMF Jr. NYC, April 2007