My Neck

Dear Eugene,
My neck has been swelling really huge lately. It takes me a long time just to get my shirt on. Plus it hurts. Hurts to swim, hurts to run. Even hurts to talk. What do I do, Eugene? I've never had this before. Do you know what I'm talking about? Like there's pus all inside it. I can't even swallow my scrambled eggs some morning. Scrambled eggs! Those are all mashed up, it should be easy! I gotta tell you, this is getting old. What should I do?
Signed,
Neck Hurts